Agon, the Greek deity of struggle and contest, has sent to Earth his greatest creation. He calls forth any slut who thinks their hole has what it takes to reign supreme atop Mount Hole-ympus. The time has come. Your ultimate challenge awaits.
So pull your legs up and let your bodyweight do the work, because Agon is on the warpath. It's going to take every ounce of strength (and looseness) you've got to conquer this monster. Even if you reach the end of this massive chode, there's no relief.